Broken Fae (Ruthless Boys of the Zodiac, #4)

by Caroline Peckham

“Now play with my balls and let’s see if you can get me to propose.”

Leon Night: Hear. Me. Out. Professor Titan totally just gave me detention – DETENTION!!- because I maaaay have swapped @DanteOscura’s eckles sap for Faesine during Potions class before he brewed it up and added a fire crystal to it. But is it MY fault Eugene Dipper happened to be walking by at that moment? Is it MY fault that I’d fallen asleep and not screwed on the Faesine lid properly so it had leaked out of my pocket and left a puddle on the floor which Eugene was standing in at that time? Is it MY fault that he went up in flames and started running around so fast that none of the water Elementals could put him out before it burned off all of his clothes, his hair, pubes and eyebrows? Is it MY fault that Dante was also knocked over by the blast and electrocuted three people in the back row including Mrs Cuffkins from the school board who was assessing Titan’s teaching? Is it MY fault that Titan now has to take an online course and attend weekly health and safety lessons to prove he can ‘handle the dangers of a room full of potions and teenagers’? I mean really, people just can’t take a joke these days.

And I can’t even blame them for doing as he says. In fact, I’ve made it clear to every member of my pack that if he does it to them, I won’t hold them responsible for turning against me when I come to claim his head. How can I? Faremmo qualsiasi cosa per le persone che amiamo.”

Middle Kipling grabbed a knife and I watched as he cut a huge chunk from the cake and pushed it onto a plate. My gaze slid from the plate to the bed where he’d gone to get it then back to his chest which was still coated in crumbs and finally to the hole punched in the middle of the Victoria sponge. "Wait," I said as he pushed the cake towards me and an insane thought occurred to me. "You didn't...I mean, this isn't...it’s not like you were...you know…with the cake...right?" "Would you prefer cake that he hadn't had his genitals in it?" Junior asked mildly and I yelped as I lurched out of my seat to get away from that cum cake.