I noticed that Lassoo was in the throes of a deposit and once again I didn’t have any pooping bags for a clear-up. I walked over to him and went through the charade of miming the collection of the dirt. As I was doing so, I looked up to see Detectives Cowley and Wilmott approaching me. ‘Hello, Gary,’ said Cowley. ‘What are you up to? Not burying something you don’t want us to see, I hope?’ ‘No, just cleaning up after my dog.’ ‘What, with your bare hands? That’s disgusting,’ chirped in Wilmott. ‘No, of course not. I just realized I didn’t bring any bags out with me so I thought I’d have a look
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