Imogen, Obviously

by Becky Albertalli

I mean, I’d be losing my mind over Tessa if I were queer.

“Immy, if you make me quote a Rachel Hollis book title at you, I swear to God.”

Am I two lemon squares and a haircut away from making out with girls at a Clairo show?

“And water.” Mika holds up their cup. “Goes down better with Zoloft.” “Exactly. Water if you’re on anxiety meds,” says Declan, “and vodka if you should be on anxiety meds.”

That I thought I was straight. Even though I’m not. And I wasn’t.