The Grim Reaper's Lawyer (Life After Death, #1)
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I caught him cheating with my former best friend.
Julia!!
OMG STFUUUUU
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When I step outside, I head directly to my car, Caroline.
Julia!!
Now why would you name your car 🤦🏾‍♀️
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“Mr. Fuckface, I quit. Don’t argue with me. Argue with your momma for creating such a vile, money-grubbing man.”
Julia!!
It’s giving elementary school comeback
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“I wish you the best!” I yell, but then I add, “in Hell!” I let out an evil laugh,
Julia!!
Youre actually so embarrassing i cant defend you.
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He actually fucking shot me.
Julia!!
No the qay i was kinda feelinv bad for him because he kept saying the video was NOT him. What a physco,
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For goodness sake, I can’t even die properly.
Julia!!
Lmao
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“Is God real?” With zero hesitation, he replies, “No.” I deflate in my chair. Damn. The religious people on Earth are going to lose their minds once they get here. Despite
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Waa this really necessary, like that kinda just ruined my whole attitude on the book.
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Eden is huge.
Julia!!
Theyre literally talking about the garden of eden which is, SHOKER, religious.
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“Did you know Elvis is in Hell?”
Julia!!
If I was Elvis’ family I would not let that slide
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I scoff. “I didn’t know they were hiring.” “Who?” he asks, confused at the turn of the conversation. I give him a look. “The grammar police.” He chuckles. “I would help you get hired, but I’m sure you won’t even get an interview.”
Julia!!
The jokes here are NOT joking
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“I can walk behind you if you want. But I’ll probably be staring at your ass.”
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BOMBASTIC side eye
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I wasn’t joking though. She better save me a spot.
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Girl what time you gon have to take that spot ☠️
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His comebacks can be brutal.
Julia!!
Bro all the comebacks here are brutally awful
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He holds onto my hand a little bit longer than I am comfortable with, then lets it go.
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Sus
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I feel a kick in my butt,
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SUE HIM
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Aiden’s arms are proof that God is a woman.
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Ms. Whatever your name is. Abeg STOP IT. STOP SAYING THESE THINGS
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But yes, with mimosas.”
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I thought she was banned
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He chuckles. “Last night when you were too drunk to even know your name, you showed me your toy. I was impressed at the size.” He leans down until his lips are by my ear. “Let me know when you want something bigger.”
Julia!!
K this honestly just feels forced. It’s like giving the reader what they want to hear
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“Girl, if you don’t tell him you want a test ride now.”
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This woman
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My pen, Megan, followed me into the afterlife.
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Now hun why would you name your car and a pen? Is ur brain okay?
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“Tell me what you want,” Aiden whispers in my ear. He kisses his way down my neck as his hand trails down my stomach. I moan in anticipation of his destination.
Julia!!
DID I MISS MULTIPLE CHAPTERS????
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Was it a good dream? Were you trying to take advantage of me? Because I must be honest, I’m not that into you.” I roll my eyes and snort. “In your dreams, Aiden Kim, would I want your grumpy ass.” He winks. “No, Ms. Parker. Not my dreams. But apparently in yours.”
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THE WAY I WOULD DIE OF EMBARRASSING ID LITERALLY KMS IDC IF IM ALR DEAD CUZ NO WAY DID THAT HAPPEN TO HER. GIRL IF I WAS U I WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR
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Aiden teleports right in the middle of the office, his back towards me.
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Bro this is actually so confusing I thought bro couldn’t teleport. TELL ME IF THOSE FIVE DAYS ARE OVER
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Julia!!
Who’s going to tell him
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“How do I look?” He raises a brow. “Like your usual self.” I roll my eyes. “You are my biggest hater.” He chuckles, then his eyes soften in a way I’ve never seen before. “You look like your usual self because you always look beautiful.”
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MY MAN MY MAN
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Aiden sat on a chair nearby and played candy crush on his phone,
Julia!!
NO WAY HES ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE…NOO NOOO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ADD THAT MILLENNIAL TOUCH TO IT NOOOOOOOOIOOOOO😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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But the more I got to know you, the more I realized you are caring, funny, and full of life.
Julia!!
Awww Ty x 🥰💕
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He uses his thumb to rub circles on my hand he is holding, comforting me.
Julia!!
stop thats so cute. Who wants to do that to me?😔
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“Yes, it is. If you wanted to borrow a shirt, all you had to do was ask.”
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I am leaning down and pressing my lips against his.
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No consent 👎🧐
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“Fuck it,” he growls. He grabs my nape and brings me down to him, slamming his mouth against mine, thrusting his tongue in my mouth. Oh. My. God. This isn't a kiss. That seems too simple of a word to describe it. He takes over my mouth like he is starving and finally getting his first meal of the day.
Julia!!
OHMYGOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SORRY FOR HATING MAAM I JUST THOUGHT. YOU SHOULD NOT ASSUME THO MME BUT LIKE WOW 😏 Y'ALL KEEP GOING
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“You’re already so fucking soaked.
Julia!!
Smut can be such a uh... sometimes
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“I thought about bending you right over that desk and fucking the attitude out of you. I once told you to choose Hell or me. Well, baby…welcome to both.”
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Oh😏 oh!😃 oh😐 oh🤨 oh😧
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“Good girl.”
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Oh okay so youre in love with me? Oh okay 🤭🤭🤭 repeat that
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“Open your eyes. I want you to watch me fuck you. I want you to see what you do to me.”
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Idk how i feel about this i just highlighted it cuz everyone elsw did and i dont like to be left out
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“A mistake? Baby, I was there. That was most definitely not a mistake,”
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So where can i purchase him?
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I hope I can see him in Heaven when it's my time.
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Who’s gonna tell her
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He takes three big steps in my direction and I quickly back away. He continues to stalk towards me until I run into the wall. He places his arms on the wall on either side of me, trapping me in.
Julia!!
Guys it’s getting hot in here 😝 I think I’m gonna take off my clothes
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“For as long as you are here, you’re mine.
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K i hate these in books like that’s such an ick. Ew never ever say that 😊😀😃😱😐😟😕🙁☹️😣😨😰😓😡😬
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The amount of sex I’ve had since meeting Aiden should be illegal.
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Find Jesus 😨
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I slowly drop to my knees, defiance written all over my face.
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Ew why is he forcing her to do something she doesn’t wanna do
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“Let me get another kiss,” he replies as he leans in, pressing his lips against mine.
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I DO NOT CARE IF THIS IS THE BARE MINIMUM OR WHATEVER. OH MY DAYS GUYS 😝😝 YOU CAN GET ANOTHER KISS FOREVER LORD HAVE MERCY GUYS I LOVE ROMANCE 😝💕💕💕😝😝💕🥰😩😩
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“Take it, baby. Take it. I want you to walk around Eden knowing who you belong to. Who you’ll always come back to.”
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BRO SHES BLACK AND FREEE BRO I HATE POSSESSIVE MEN SO MUCH ILL JUST PRETEND LIKE I DIDN’T SEE THIS🙈
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“But just so you know, you didn’t actually hang up the phone and I will never say no to free porn.”
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Some ideas don’t need to be written ☹️
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“Are you staring at my ass again?” I admonish over my shoulder. “My ass,”
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3 TIMES. THIS IS YOUR LAST STRIKE
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What you do not realize is that he looks at you as if you are the reason the universe exists.”
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“Touch her. I fucking dare you to lay a single finger on her. I’ll make you wish you could die again.”
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MY MANNNNN
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My purpose isn’t being a reaper, my purpose is to be yours. I love you, my Joy.”
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K so I’m legally changing my name to Joyce
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It has to be a director.”
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I suspect director young so hardcore rn. She don’t want ur ass in heaven ☠️
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“Well, if it isn’t Director Jia Young.
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WHAT DID I SAY?? WTF DID I SAY. BRO I KNEW ITTTT OHMYGOODNESS
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