Do you eat sauce? I stared at my phone. Sauce? Yes. Do you enjoy eating it? Why I am presently at a store that sells cooking implements. An entire section of the store is dedicated to “saucepans.” Other customers seem quite enamored with them but before I purchase one for the apartment I wanted to confirm that sauce is something you eat. A bark of unexpected laughter escaped me before I could stop it. Who would have thought Frederick had such a dry sense of humor?