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Rent: $200 per month.
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?! Is it a shack?!
If someone’s only asking for two hundred a month today there are probably dead bodies in the basement.”
Haha the foreshadowing. Love that.
eviction notice to my front door two weeks ago for nonpayment of rent.
Oh we're working with a broke bitch are we?
No deal in Lincoln Park this good came without a huge catch.
Like your roommate is ahot vampire daddy
Yours in good health,
I can't get over the "yours in good health" what a weirdo lol
Purchase decoy foodstuffs for both fridge & pantry in advance of Miss Cassie Greenberg’s visit.
DECOY???? that's adorable.
a bright pink Welcome! mat in front of the door greeted me. It featured a golden retriever puppy and a kitten snuggling together in a field of tall grass
He's trying so hard
I must have a roommate, and as soon as possible.
Wait why...
I look forward to greeting you properly in a few hours if you are still in the apartment when I rise at sundown.
If it takes her longer than ten seconds to realize he's a vampire I swear to the sweet lord Jonas she doesn't deserve his hotness
adding a red silk ascot and black top hat
HE IS NOT WEARING A FUCKING TOPHAT???? Is this man in Les Mes or something?!
“Oh! I am having my pots and pans repaired.”
*repaired* .... This man. He must have just woke up from some long slumber or some shit because no way he's as stupid as her right??
“I don’t know what he was so worried about. You should do fine.”
Is this Reginald???
“I must meet a friend in need at Crate & Barrel.”
Def Reginald
Who would have thought Frederick had such a dry sense of humor?
Nah dude he's just been away from the world for a bit
He was a Greek god.
I'm a little nervous he's gonnabe overly polite in bed though tbh
“But it’s covered in refuse.”
This makes it sound like it's covered in shit...
I just like her drawings. And her everything.
That's so cute
mental state is compromised from your century of slumber.
AHA i knew it! He napped for a hundred years like sleeping beauty.
If it were anyone else but Frederick making this request, I’d assume this was the most transparent excuse in the world to get someone to touch them.
It's probably still that though tbh
Additionally, since my last letter to you, I have developed feelings for someone else.
DADDYYYYY
“He’s objectively attractive.”
I mean fair. Especially when he starts singing
HOW TO KISS: TEN FOOLPROOF TIPS TO HAVE YOUR PARTNER CLAMORING FOR MORE!
stfu he's so cute
“Vampire bits everywhere.”
He has to be fucking with her.
the conviction usually reserved for questions about Halloween candy preferences.
That's a specific type of conviction??
“When people outside the expected demographics are really into her, too, it just proves how broad Taylor’s appeal is, and how deep her talent.”
His slightly authoritative tone flipped some sort of switch inside of me.
Yeah it's called him being a Daddy
“Who did this to you?”
Ooooooo
This part is a bit cliché,
Oh for sure. I'd say he's giving Interview With A Vampire, but he probably doesn't even know what that is
Right from Interview with the Vampire.
Great minds babe great minds
After what might have been a few seconds, or thirty minutes,
This girl really struggles with time doesn't she?
“Your scent changes subtly, but unmistakably, when you are aroused.”
He's just gonna be over here doing hot shit all the time
For one thing, Frederick was shouting from inside the apartment.
Is his "fiance" there??
“The hussy you have thrown everything away for?”
BITCH.
I tell you what, between our new prisoner, who’s done nothing since he got here last night but cry and write letters to some human girl,
Wait... Prisoner?! wtf happened??
“His skills are not lame.
He's gonna be in a cell surrounded by fruit when they find him isn't he???
Here I am with Frederick, my fiancé. Isn’t he handsome?
BITCH
Pulchritudinous
Wtf is that???
“Because if something happens to you tomorrow night Frederick will kill me a second time.”
Oh damn did Frederick turn him???
the walk didn’t seem to have lessened his earlier agitation.
He's gonna propose isn't he?????
