My Roommate Is a Vampire

by Jenna Levine

If this person turned out to be an axe murderer or a libertarian or some other awful thing, a month-to-month lease would let me leave quickly with no strings attached.

“If this is social media, social media seems like nothing but a noisy, invasive waste of time.”

I suppose you’re right. I do not want to make matters worse by insulting his choice in breakfast photography.”

Frederick’s look of resigned determination made him look like someone had just volunteered him to chaperone a middle school dance or told him he’d been elected to the board of directors of a homeowners association—and that while he’d rather do anything else, he was too honorable to back out now.

all. He might be an undead creature of the night—but as undead creatures of the night went, he was a marshmallow.