My Roommate Is a Vampire

by Jenna Levine

His eyes went wide. “Dead people?” He looked horrified, putting his hand to his chest in a way that reminded me of an old lady clutching her pearls. “God’s thumbs, Miss Greenberg! Why would you think I had dead people in my hall closet?”

😂

I am blocking your number as soon as I work out how that is done.

this is so sassy grandpa

I planned to watch a few episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

“Crash Landing on You?”