So skiing. Don’t understand it. Can’t understand it. Don’t want to. Some say it’s the best holiday around but I’m not sure those people have been to the Lake District or New York or anywhere in Italy or even their own beds. If you want to wear some padded clothes and injure yourself while shitfaced, just go to your nearest shopping centre via the off licence. Down a couple of cans, sellotape a duvet around your body and fly down an escalator. Cheaper. And very possibly more fun.
