“I noticed something tonight,” I tell him. “Yeah?” “You wear two wristwatches.” “You’ve just noticed that?” He sounds surprised. “I’ve been doing that for years.” “Why?” “Well, one tells the time zone I’m in. The other tells your time zone.” “Mine?” “Yes, yours. It’s comforting to know what time zone you’re in. Don’t ask me why because I don’t understand it myself.”
