“It’s not my first choice, either, trust me. But it would explain why we’re suddenly together all the time. It would explain why I’ve moved in with you. My parents would think I’m in love and wouldn’t ask too many questions. My friends would probably think I’m fucking you for the prestige of dating a warlock, but I can handle that. Your friends wouldn’t question why you suddenly have a woman moving in with you. It really is the perfect cover story.”
