What the Hex

by Jessica Clare

Double-yew tee eff, right?”

Woman, you’re 30

“Is he nice?” “He’s a dick,” Ben says abruptly.

Don’t worry Penny, I’m sure you’ll fix him

“That’s what I’m here for,” she chirps. “To make excellent points.” “Funny, I thought you were here to blind me with your clothing and bring rodents into my house,” I mutter.

How long until he finds it quirky and charming? I say 45% in E: 48%

“Yeah,” I chime in. “So ess tee eff yew.”

This is the worst one Why oh why am I still reading this

WILL: I expect to see tits on my phone in the AM. WILL: XOXO My heart melts. Did he just text me Xs and Os? The man is turning positively soft and I’m loving it.

Ah the epitome of romance