Faking Ms. Right (Dirty Martini Running Club, #1)
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the harpy currently perched on his arm.
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“Hussy?” I waved off his question, wondering where I’d picked up that word.
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Ethan shook his head. “It’s called tact, Shep.”
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“Worse than that harpy?”
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“Yes, worse than… the harpy.
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“Precisely. I’m glad we’re on the same page.
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“Not on the same page. I don’t think we’re reading the same book.
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I felt my filter smash to pieces, and I did not care.
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I have a life. I can’t just shack up with my fucking boss because he needs someone to pose as his girlfriend.”
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put me in this goddamn position, and it’s not like I’m fucking happy about it.
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it was the longest hour of my fucking life.”
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And our copious dropping of f-bombs.
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Oh, for fuck’s sake. “Did you talk to Dad?”
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Because I fell in love with her. Jesus, where had that thought come from?
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This was turning into a shit show.
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Reaching. Inching toward each other.
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Svetlana sat across from him, resting bitch face out in full force.
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Hell, I made this look good.
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wiped my mouth again. Fucking gross.
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I took a shower to wash off any trace of the harpy.
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caught her trying to paste herself to me in the kitchen.”
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But really, I stayed home so I could do nothing but get royally fucking drunk.
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Decisive. I never let feelings get in the way. Now I was drowning in feelings. So I’d drown those fuckers in whiskey.
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I had a red mark on my forearm and probably a matching one on my face.
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I was still too drunk to give a shit.
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How the hell did he know about Nora and Hazel?