“Look. The wooden stake thing works, but it’s better if it’s oak, ash, or yew. And if you kill them that way, you have to cut off their heads or burn the body to make sure they stay dead. Remember, a dead vampire is ashes. If there’s a body, it’ll come back—and it’ll come back angry with you. Cutting off their heads is pretty good, but difficult. They’re not likely to stand around and wait for the chainsaw. Sunlight’s good, too. But the stake and sunlight, they’re like kicking a guy in the balls, you know?”
