Merry Ex-Mas
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the mishandled balloon is coming for us. More specifically, I see that we’re about to be devoured by two giant reindeer butt cheeks. “Rudolph’s butt is going to eat Santa!” A little kid calls out as we are sucked into the black hole of an upside-down reindeer rear end.
Emily
LOL this is the perfect kind of ridiculous. I love it.
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“Max. It’s really pretty simple.” I move my hands while I talk. “Filming? Talking. Not filming? Not talking.” “Is that because you can’t stop thinking about last night?” This man is shameless. And maddening. And handsome.
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“Leave room for Jesus,” we all three say in unison. “We know, Mom.” “Okay, I have to catch your father before he falls asleep,” she says. “We will not be saving room for Jesus.” She laughs as she hurries up the stairs, then calls back down, “One of the perks of being married!” “That is so gross,” I say with a shudder, after she’s gone. “It’s kind of sweet,” Max says. “They still love each other. I hope we—” He looks caught, like he’s just let a thought slip that he had no intention of sharing.