I dry off and put on the cologne I bought from Walmart. Stetson burns my nose at first but after a while it smells really nice. I comb the small wisps of hair I have to the side and smile at myself. “Charlie you are one handsome motherfucker. Now go get your girl.” I laugh at myself and finish getting dressed. I haven’t been this giddy with happiness in, well, ever. I don’t think I have ever been this happy.
Awww.
