It's Me, Charlie

by C.M. Guidroz

I heard a man once say that he wished women came with a manual, well I found it. These women literally write about the things they want, what they find sexy, and in explicit detail. I found the manual and I intend to use it. Guess What? It’s nothing like those Hallmark movies.

I may have taken her against her will but I am no rapist. I love this woman and by the end of tomorrow she will love me too.

It doesn’t surprise me that even with her tongue ripped out and her head buried deep in the dirt she still can’t shut up.

She will love me, or I will kill her.