“Do I get a chocolate frog for waiting?” “And something else chocolate too,” he winked, “if you’re nice about it.” My favorite kind of chocolate bar. It was long — 9.3 inches to be exact. I’d measured it. Girthy. With a creamy center I loved to fill me up. Good for the soul. Will ruin you. Will have your vagina weak in the knees. Overall rating: Fifteen out of ten. Do not recommend if you wish to not be ruled by the D.
