“Ah, ah.” Tobias keeps him in the air, right before he converts his hand into an imaginary gun. “Bang, bang.” Beau goes down in a rehearsed heap. “Oh, my God!” I exclaim as I kiss both men furiously while giving them praises. “How long have you been working on that?” I ask as Tobias ushers us both inside. “A few weeks.” “You could be a dog trainer.” “I can barely tolerate him,” he scoffs, giving me a snobby side-eye. “You love him.” “He did give me a mercy fuck when you wouldn’t,”
