So Not Meant to Be

by Meghan Quinn

“I heard there might be some trouble up here in paradise, and sometimes, when that happens, we print out the reason the computer connected you both. Would you like me to read it to you?” “No,” Kelsey says. “Yes,” I say at the same time. “I would love nothing more than to hear why Kelsey and I are suited for each other.” I cross my ankle over my knee as I scoot back my chair and prepare myself for what I can only imagine will be an absolutely enlightening experience for me and a horrific experience for Kelsey. From his pocket, Helix pulls out a piece of paper and clears his throat. “You were one of our highest matches in the system with a ninety-seven percent probable success rate.” HA! Steam flies out of Kelsey’s ears as my grin just keeps growing wider and wider. “RosesAreRed and ManWearsPants.” Helix turns to me. “Great name, by the way.” I nod at him. “Thank you.” “Oh my God,” Kelsey groans. “There’s absolutely no imagination to that name.” “As if RosesAreRed is a poetic masterpiece,” I reply. “Might as well have called yourself PointsOutTheObvious.” Kelsey juts her hand at me and looks at Helix. “See what I’m talking about? Insufferable.” Looking slightly weary, Helix takes a step back and continues reading. “RosesAreRed and ManWearsPants are both business owners within the Los Angeles area.” “Whoa, that’s a surprise to no one.” Kelsey folds her arms over her chest and, honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her this upset. One of the things I’ve always found interesti...

would you like some wine after that drive by????