“I have been meditating, doing yoga, chanting, doing strict devotional practices, studied under a Hindu guru, Buddhist meditation teachers, all of this for the past twenty-five years, and I haven’t gotten rid of a single neurosis. What has happened though, is where they used to be these overwhelming, massive monsters… now they’re like little goblins. ‘Oh hi there Anger, how are you doing? Oh hey Sexual Perversion, been awhile since I’ve seen you!” —Ram Dass

