The thing about Velcro is, it collects all kinds of detritus along the way and then it no longer attaches where it’s supposed to. If a stranger happened upon a stray piece of Velcro, they’d have no way of determining where it belonged. You can usually make Velcro stick again by cleaning it, but if your Velcro is old and worn-out, you’ll have to replace it. How, then, do I rid myself of all I’ve gathered along the way?