My phobia actually lies with all things that aren’t snuggly. You got a spider that needs to be squashed? I am not your man. If you see a snake, pretend you didn’t and never, ever tell me about it. If it’s an insect of any kind, I can offer you some bug spray, but that’s about it. I will, however, bake you some kickass cupcakes.” I spread my arms, wiggling my fingers as if to say, ‘I’m a catch, huh?’. “That’s…” Saylor pauses, contemplating her next words as she nibbles on her bottom lip. “That’s okay. I can squash your spiders. And snakes? Never heard of ‘em. Folklore, I’m sure. As for the
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