“Let me expand upon that. My phobia actually lies with all things that aren’t snuggly. You got a spider that needs to be squashed? I am not your man. If you see a snake, pretend you didn’t and never, ever tell me about it. If it’s an insect of any kind, I can offer you some bug spray, but that’s about it. I will, however, bake you some kickass cupcakes.”
