Did she just call me her first crush? I know she said a lot of important things, but I’m still a little caught up on that little nugget of information. Before I can respond she pushes past me. “I’m using your shower and sleeping in your bed! Might even masturbate while I’m at it. And I’m locking the door so don’t get any ideas!” She slams the door, and I’m left questioning all of my life decisions up to this point.
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