“Oh come on Evan, no need to keep up the façade. Aside from this past weekend and my mother’s funeral, you have never given me the time of day. I wouldn’t say you hate me, because hate would require some level of attention. No, you’re indifferent towards me, barely pay me any mind. For all I know you only see me as Antonio’s annoying little sister. I get it. It’s fine. But you don’t get to ignore me for most of my life, then come barreling in insisting on being the main attraction!”

