Untying the Knot

by Meghan Quinn

JP smiles sheepishly. “Actually, I have a special guest coming, and I’m meeting up with him in a few to take some pictures.” “A special friend?” Ryot asks. Kelsey comes up and loops her arm through JP’s. “Don’t let him fool you. He’s talking about a pigeon.” “What?” I ask with a snort. A pigeon? I never in a million years would have imagined JP taking pictures with a pigeon. “He has some sick obsession with saving the pigeons.” Kelsey rolls her eyes. “Kazoo is practically his best friend.” “First of all,” JP starts, “pigeons need love too. They are highly underrated creatures. Do I need to show you the PowerPoint again?” “God, no. That might jeopardize our marriage,” Kelsey says. “And second of all, Kazoo is a best friend, and if I had it my way, he’d deliver our rings on our wedding day, but you vetoed that idea.” “Because the last time we saw him, he pooped on my head and then nearly clipped me in the eye with his wing.” “He could sense the hostility and jealousy you had toward him.”