Hmm . . . I glance down at the cushion again . . . maybe I could unzip it and slip my body inside? No. Nope. Not going to happen. People fart on couches, so there are farts in these threads and I just won’t do it. I sigh and lean back on the couch just as my eyes connect with the flag. Huh. You know . . . That quite possibly could work.
