Untying the Knot

by Meghan Quinn

Get it in while you can is what I say,

People fart on couches, so there are farts in these threads and I just won’t do it.

Lol... Couch fibers

I’m also not well educated on how to be a good partner. I don’t know what a healthy romantic relationship looks like, and I don’t want to subject anyone to my drama. So I just don’t bother.”

Me, exactly.

“Dude, you look like you’re about to eat her alive,” Banner says next to me. “I love her, man,”