Strange Sally Diamond

by Liz Nugent

“When I die, put me out with the trash. I’ll be dead, so I won’t know any different.

Growing up, I'd hear my dad tell my mom that he doesn't care what she does with him when he dies ... he'd say "flush me down the toilet, I don't care! I won't feel it" which my mom was always offended by. Needless to say, she won't be taking him as seriously as Sally Diamond took her dad.