When Gracie Met The Grump

by Mariana Zapata

Did they have… buttholes? I had so many questions.

😂😂😂😂

“Get on my back,” Alexander ordered, his tone almost urgent.

Hold on tight spider monkey x

I was clinging to like a spider monkey.

HAHAHAHA STOP I KNEW THIS WAS A TWILIGHT REFERENCE

And in a move that would haunt me for probably the rest of my life, I gave them a peace sign.

I actually snort laughed at this. Gracie you’re so embarrassing I love it.

Just for a split second, every one of his muscles tensed. His fingers were cool and stiff as I clutched the one. But as I started to let go, with his other hand, he folded my fingers back around his, pinning me quietly with his bossy gaze.

I’m emo. THE PINKIE

If I’d learned anything in all the romance books I’d ever read, it was that you wanted someone to pick you. But I could pick myself, and that’s what I was going to do.

Stop I’m gonna cry

Alex looked at me for a long, long moment. “It annoys me when you’re fucking cute.”

Alex you’re the one that’s fucking cute. What a disgustingly little dork. LOSER

And that’s when Alex stopped walking. Right there, in the middle of the pathway. He just stood there. Staring at me.

Speechless. Staring at them tittiez. Good for you my guy

The word “pegging” had come out of Alex’s mouth. I was never going to be the same again.

Look. Alex would defo get pegged tho and I will die on this hill.

“Best friends don’t break their best friend’s hearts.”

I think this is why I love her writing so much. Being best friends is the most special part of being in love.