“You’re probably the kind of guy who loves the color gray even though it’s boring. Heather gray, not light. And you don’t listen to emo music, whatever that is. You listen to rap. Probably R and B too. I bet you loathe country music based on principle alone and that the only thing you do in the darkness of your room is—” I stop myself and blush. “Uh, well, you know.”
