Three to Get Deadly (Stephanie Plum, #3)

by Janet Evanovich

You want to send someone into a fallout zone? Get him from Jersey. He’ll be fine.

In Jersey it’s part of our constitutional rights to shop seven days a week.

This is yet another advantage to living in Jersey. In Jersey everyone has the right to embarrass themselves with no reflection on anyone else. In fact, embarrassing yourself periodically is almost required.

Only men you can count on these days is Ben and Jerry.”

“No. Dickie Orr isn’t dangerous. I’m the one who’s dangerous. Dickie Orr is my ex-husband, and your job is to keep me from strangling him.” Lula made a low whistle. “This day’s just getting better and better.”

I got back into the truck and cracked my knuckles, feeling nervous and stupid, all decked out like SWAT Princess.