Can't Spell Treason Without Tea (Tomes & Tea Cozy Fantasies, #1)

by Rebecca Thorne

“Unicorns,” Kianthe exclaimed, throwing open the barn’s doors two days later, “are assholes.”

A few moments passed before Kianthe drawled, “What would you have done if he’d used that sword?” Her girlfriend shrugged. “Considering I have six knives on my person, I wasn’t worried. But I will need to visit Tawney’s sheriff, see if he can get word to local law enforcement ahead of these… ‘assignments.’” Reyna tilted her head, and Kianthe tried to ignore how a single strand of hair fell over her ash-brown eyes. “Queendom officials are under strict orders to kill on sight, but incarceration is a more fitting punishment. What is Shepara’s response to bandit troops?” “Six knives?” Kianthe squinted, studying every piece of her attire. “Where?” “Darling, please stay focused.” Kianthe puffed in exasperation. She was rarely focused around Reyna.

“Our bedroom is done, by the way. We can move in anytime,” Reyna said, changing the subject. In response, Kianthe squinted harder. “Seriously. Where are the knives?” Reyna just laughed.

I was just waiting for you to join my chaos.”

Sometimes success meant determination… and sometimes, it was just luck.