Quietly Hostile

by Samantha Irby

Lose weight? Is there a pill for that, and if so can I take it in cheese like a dog? Eliminate bad habits? Who would I be without them? Have compassion for myself ? But I’m a dumbass who sucks at everything and is unworthy of love.

But I get it now, your jam is always gonna sound like your jam, timeless and relevant even if the youths fail to appreciate it.