You look so considerate, like, “Hey, I got you a heated blanket,” and then you get to bask in a shower of smooches and glowing praise because you are so kind and thoughtful. When they forget about it in three days, you can commandeer that gift and have your very own brand-new heated blanket, which you bought in the color that most appealed to you, because you wanted it to be yours in the first place.
