Is it rude to squat over a toilet so my precious butt cheeks don’t have to make contact with the seat? Yes, it’s rude, and you know it’s fucking rude because you’ve turned around to flush, with your filthy shoe, I presume, and noticed that the toilet other people have to use looks like it’s been run through a fucking car wash. No one with piss control does this, it’s always the person with a deluge sprinkler installed where their urinary system should be splattering every available hard surface with droplets of pee. It’s especially galling when they’ve covered the seat with toilet paper
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