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Yes, I did buy it because it was a sixty-nine.
figure out that reference on my own—modern-day flashing. From this day forward, these dicks will now be burnt sausages.
A pile of shit hits the back of my head.
“Was that your shit?” I ask. “Did you crap in her yard like a common dog?”
Wistfully, I wonder why I can’t just have a normal life where I dream up fancy peens all day without interruption.
“We must take a mundane relationship or situation and heighten it until it’s extraordinary. Life is messy. It’s not like passionate romances with happy little bows at the end happen all the time.
“That statement sounds ominous. Are you about to whack me?” “Whack you?” She blushes. “Do you mean to smack, jerk off, or kill?”
When someone reads a book, they join me in my world. I tell them there’s a handsome man with a cocky grin sitting across from me, and they are there with me. They get to fill in everything else about you. In a way, the reader and I can become co-creators in that world. And then the characters really take on a life of their own. They become real. In a way.”
Finding out she’s my mate. Is she my mate? Fuck, I think she is.
My pussy got away from me.
