Bewitching Her Monsters (Bewitching Monsters, #1)
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I nod my consent. I might as well get a couple of orgasms out of this before it’s death by dick.
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Nora is dead by dick, and I’m not even past writing chapter four.
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“She died horny, survived only by her closest friend, her vibrator, Mr. O’Mygawd.”
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These four have lost someone important recently… maybe a day or so ago. Mr. Alphahole was close to their fifth missing buddy. They’re worried they will be targeted next. And they should be worried⁠—
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Finally, the guy on the other end is the smallest and sleekest of the oversized bunch. He scans the room every few minutes with a smoldering mien with ice-blue eyes. This one might be able to literally light my panties on fire.
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She describes Flint as stony, I’m an alphahole, Maxum is hot as hell, and Calder has smoldering eyes. I chuckle at that.
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Eyes up, Jade! On his face! Be a good girl… Ugh. Don’t say good girl right now.
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However, I’m anything but relaxed. I’ve lost my best friend and occasional lover, and this woman is already under my skin and inside my head.
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could split her in two… with my cock. Nope, stop it. Bad dick.
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He shakes his head. “So all that spying on us last night was for your…” Then the jerk has the audacity to use air quotes as he says, “Novel?”
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She thinks Maxum is young? I have news for you, sweetheart.
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What I need is for her to leave me alone out here. I’m not taking a dump as a wolf while she watches.
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Oh, Goddess. Am I going to shit in her yard and make her clean it up? There is no chance of redemption after I do this. Where has my life taken me? I’ve made poor choices. I did not choose wisely…
Adrianna Riddle
😂😂😂😂😂
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I am fucking hungry. I probably will eat kibble if she offers it to me.
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Fuck it. I close my eyes and imagine I’m tearing the meat from the bones of my enemies and not out of a bowl on a witch’s kitchen linoleum.
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“Was that your shit?” I ask. “Did you crap in her yard like a common dog?”
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Whoops… I shouldn’t have read her why choose romance. Naughty witch.
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I’m honestly surprised I haven’t shifted into my berserker with the weight of everything I’ve been feeling. Osen’s death. Walking into a witch’s house. Finding out she’s my mate. Is she my mate? Fuck, I think she is.
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I, however, am not a casual observer. I’m a gargoyle. We see beyond that sort of magic. It’s Rob, her ex.
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“I wish I could have fucked you with a physical body,” he whispers as I drift into total darkness. Did he just kill me with his shadowcock? Worth it.
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“Flint?” I begin, my voice soft. “I’m sorry I touched you. Please don’t be upset with me. I like you, and I didn’t mean for this to happen. I will be more careful around you, I swear it. I need you to just soften your stone, and I can stop touching you.”
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“Why do I feel like a glorified boy toy right now?” “Does that mean you don’t want to fuck me with it?” she asks. “Shame.” I smack her ass lightly. “You are a brat.” “If I admit I am, do I get to play with my new toy?”