Buzz, meanwhile, was clearly relieved by the results of the ‘experiment’, since when he made it to the bottom of the ladder, he immediately relaxed and, in front of the watching billions on TV, took a piss. ‘Neil might have been the first man to step on the moon,’ he wrote, ‘but I was the first to pee in his pants on the moon.’* The Guinness Book of World Records subsequently acknowledged this accomplishment.
