Later On We'll Conspire (Christmas Escape)

by Kortney Keisel

and my hands smash into what feels like the ridges of the Grand Canyon but are, shockingly, a man’s chiseled abs.

He’s wearing black briefs that accentuate his rock-solid derriere. Although, rock isn’t the most solid thing on earth. Diamonds are. So his is a diamond-solid butt, which according to a jewelry store, will last forever. What am I even saying right now?

He’s got so much game he has the second most expensive spot on the Monopoly board—Park Place.

It’s cute in a semi-creepy stalkerish way. I guess I’m into that.