Later On We'll Conspire (Christmas Escape)

by Kortney Keisel

“I hate turbulence when I’m not wearing my seatbelt.”

He’s got so much game he has the second most expensive spot on the Monopoly board—Park Place.

Absolutely not this sounds stupid

There goes my pretend, thoughtful Christmas present of the vinyl U2 War album.

“Yeah, I just hate turbulence when I’m not buckled in.”

now whenever I’m near Lacee, I smell peppermint from her parent’s candy store, goulash from the German restaurant she took me to, reindeer food from feeding Blitzen, hot chocolate from the bonfire, and gingerbread from making houses with her family.

Does lacee ever shower

I don’t have hypermobility in my arms to get them over my head.

I do so I tried this (I know it’s bad for me, don’t tell my doctor) and oh boy that really hurt

All of our trust is in an eighty-two-year-old has-been actress with dementia that lives in an assisted living home.