Might have been nice if he gave a little warning that we had house guests. I stumbled out in boxers to start a pot of coffee. I was not expecting a toddler to pop up at my side and ask, "Whatcha doing?"
Despite how the lads at school loved to constantly torment me for being a bit extra or flamboyant, I am not in fact gay. I was, however, raised in a house full of flamingly gay men.