He Who Fights With Monsters 8 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #8)

by Shirtaloon

None of them came to me out of the kindness of their hearts. They all needed a tool and I was the one sitting on the workbench.”

If you’re having trouble attracting women, then your flirting techniques must be catastrophically bad. It’s not that hard. Keep your mouth closed, your shirt open and give it about one minute.”

“This is nostalgic,” Jason said as his team moved out. “All of us back together, roaming through the ruins of a weird magic city.” “How about you don’t die this time,” Neil said. “Neil, you’re such a sweetie,” Jason said. “I just don’t want to go back to mediocre food.” “Such a tsundere.”

“Neil, what did we say about trying to be nicer?” Humphrey asked. “I don’t know,” Neil said. “I was only pretending to listen.”

“Anger tells you lies. That there are simple, clean solutions. It smothers your judgement and makes you weak.”

“You used to have higher ideals, Asano.” “Yep.” “What happened to you?” “I lived up to them.”

“It’s not all about you, Jason.” “I did save the world a couple of times.” “Which suggests you didn't do a great job the first time.”

“He’s also back from the dead?” “A few times, since you met him,” Farrah told him. “It never sticks. He comes back from the dead so much, he brought me with him one time for laughs.”

I loved the idea of being the hero right up until I was.”

No one tells me anything. I should refuse to save the world anymore until people start telling me things.”

“It’s not my fault I have vast cosmic power. Your boss and her friends keep leaving it lying about. You don't put a gun out where an irresponsible child could get their hands on it.”

it’s easier to forgive someone who has wronged you than someone who has wronged the people you cherish.