He Who Fights With Monsters 8 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #8)

by Shirtaloon

finding out I’m a mini-universe is way up there as weird days go. Definitely top eight.” “Top eight?” “The list doesn’t always have to be a top ten.” “What are the other seven?” “I once found a pickle that looked like Bryan Cranston. Breaking Bad Bryan Cranston, not Malcolm in the Middle Bryan Cranston.” “The day you found a pickle is up there with finding out you’re a miniature universe?” “You didn’t let me finish. I then found another pickle—the same day, mind you—that looked like Malcolm in the Middle Bryan Cranston.” She gave him a flat look. “It had fallen in some hair,” he explained. “It was kind of gross to pick up, but how could you not?” “Very easily, I suspect. What were you doing that you kept finding pickles?” “Water skiing.” “You found multiple pickles while water skiing?” “I told you it was a weird day.”