“We’re clearly the same person, so why does Shizun help him but hurt me?” Like fuck you’re the same person! The Luo Binghe he’d raised was eccentric Maiden Luo, a.k.a. Bing-mei, whose story, following Shen Qingqiu’s plot interference, had by the System’s grace been reshuffled onto the Green JJ’s danmei page. He wasn’t a Zhongdian stallion novel male lead like this guy, with his “cool badassery” oozing out of every pore and his head full of vulgar thoughts, who’d farmed and leveled-up on low-IQ villains and side characters. No, he’s nothing like you at all!

