One guy struts towards the edge of the stage, encouraging women to stuff money down his pants. Another starts doing push-ups on the back of the chair. A third looks like he’s humping the floor. Benny and I collapse into laughter. “Dude, this is so funny.” Benny shouts over the music, choking on his drink. “Bet you’re glad I got you a ticket now, huh?”
I'm genuinely entertained just reading it
