“You shagged both of them?!” he squawks. I glance up at the ceiling. “Can you keep your voice down?” I hiss. “Apparently, they can hear into my flat.” He raises his voice. “YOU SHAGGED TWO OF YOUR NEIGHBORS, AND IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE? YOU’RE DYING TO DO IT AGAIN? YOU’RE RUINED FOR SINGLE-HOLE SEX FOREVER? YOU—ow!”
Subtle
