“Lach, Lach, quiet, old Lach! Do you remember that bird that hurt you in the aviary? I think about it often, and it makes me laugh. Have you spoken to Prince Braizen? How is he? Did he grow up to have warts and bad skin? I hope so. Do you know we almost kissed? Ha! Can you believe it? That despicable, traitorous Prince and I were to be married. I, for one, am glad we are cursed. Now I never have to see his ugly face again! If you are ever in his territory, please tell him I am not thinking about him, and I never have. Verdana wishes you water and good wishes and bread and also, water.
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