You get a notepad out of your backpack, and you are earnest, noting all the books. You tell Lou that you already read his book—you won a galley in a Goodreads giveaway—and ah. You’re a Goodreads girl. You “love to read”—good—and you’re “all about freebies”—bad—and it’s my turn, and you look at me, but it doesn’t really count because everyone else does, too.

